JEN LAM is a 20-year-old East Van kid who spends most of her time creating bellybutton lint sculptures. On her day off she can be found in her studio/laboratory with her turbo-charged coffee machine going full blast and her phone constantly ringing under a mountain of dirty lingerie. She has dedicated her life to her pet cockroach, Dogg, whio unfortunately, was recently found crushed under the heel of her sister's shiny, new mauve Doc Martens. A lawsuit is pending. She is now considering a career in hotel security and dreams of one day having her own cult.
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